OJ Simpson - The Juice will do At Least 9 Years

IN THE NEWS: END OF THE LINE OJ

In what was the most delayed bit of justice we have ever seen (outside of the movies, of course) - "The Juice" was squeezed for a maximum of 33 years of hard time in a Federal Prison for the armed robbery and assault of a couple of guys who bought some sports memorabilia from the former football star last year. He will be eligible for parole after serving nine years of that sentence.

After the jury found OJ guilty, the judge admonished Simpson (who also starred in the Naked Gun movies) for his rambling apology. Too little, I guess, too late. [Read more...]